Isn't it enough to know that I have none of the first and precious little of the second? ;) Then again, there is such a thing as "too much" -- I don't fancy being at /either/ extreme...

$50 is one month's entire disposable income, BTW -- so it would have to include both goods and shipping. It would also leave me with no 'padding' for 'oops I didn't plan on dropping that' sort of issues... I could live with that, though, I guess. (Just continuing with the plumbing-grade reverie, BTW, I fully expect absolutely nothing to come of it.)

...meh, that's enough off-topic material from me for one day, I think.